What I Say To Myself
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Show off your sass, humor, and a dash of adorable chaos with the What I Say to Myself Hoodie. 🐉💜😂 Featuring a vibrant purple baby dragon and the hilarious quote, “If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear what I say to myself,” this hoodie perfectly captures the vibe of anyone whose inner monologue deserves its own comedy special. Equal parts cute and cheeky, it’s made for those who keep it real—and a little unfiltered.

Crafted from a plush 80% cotton and 20% polyester blend (300 g/m²), this hoodie delivers warmth, softness, and durability for everyday wear. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a stylish finish, while DTG printing ensures the dragon design and bold quote stay crisp wash after wash. Whether you’re lounging, laughing, or letting your thoughts run wild, the What I Say to Myself Hoodie wraps you in cozy comfort and unapologetic personality. 🌈🔥💖

Printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology, the design stays bold, detailed, and colorful—wash after wash.

Product Features:

  • Made from 80% cotton / 20% polyester for plush comfort and strength
  • Heavyweight 300 g/m² fabric – thick, soft, and warm for colder days
  • DTG printed design – crisp, colorful, and fade-resistant
  • Double-lined hood with matching draw cord for extra durability
  • Available sizes: S to 3XL
  • Perfect for dragon lovers, sarcastic souls, and fans of funny self-expression

*Might be 1-2mm Difference