What I Say to Myself Hoodie – Cute, Chaotic & Unapologetically Real 🐉💜😂
Show off your sass, humor, and a hint of mischief with the What I Say to Myself Hoodie, a playful blend of cuteness and chaos that speaks straight from your inner monologue. Featuring a vibrant purple baby dragon and the hilarious quote:
“If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear what I say to myself,”
this hoodie is for those who aren’t afraid to keep it real, witty, and wildly expressive. Equal parts adorable and cheeky, it’s perfect for anyone whose thoughts could double as stand-up comedy. 🌈🔥💖
Made from a plush 80% cotton and 20% polyester blend (300 g/m²), this hoodie delivers luxurious softness, cozy warmth, and durable comfort that lasts. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give it a polished touch, while DTG printing ensures the dragon’s vibrant hues and the bold quote remain crisp, colorful, and fade-resistant wash after wash. Whether you’re lounging, laughing, or embracing your inner chaos, this hoodie wraps you in comfort—and personality. 🐲✨💬
🧵 Product Features:
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Material: 80% cotton / 20% polyester – soft, breathable, and built to last
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Heavyweight 300 g/m² fabric – warm, thick, and perfect for chilly days
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DTG printed design – vivid, detailed, and long-lasting print quality
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Double-lined hood with matching draw cord – stylish and strong finish
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Sizes: S–3XL – relaxed, unisex fit for every personality type
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Perfect for: dragon fans, sarcastic souls, and lovers of clever self-expression
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Non-chlorine bleach when needed
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Tumble dry low or hang to air dry
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Iron on low heat if necessary
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Do not dry clean
💜 Wear your thoughts proudly. The What I Say to Myself Hoodie is your cozy reminder that a little attitude, a lot of humor, and a dash of dragon energy make life way more fun.
*Might be 1-2mm Difference
