What I Say to Myself Hoodie – Sassy, Soft, and Seriously Relatable
If you think what you say out loud is bad—wait ‘til you hear your inner monologue! The What I Say to Myself Hoodie delivers laugh-out-loud honesty with an irresistibly cute twist. Featuring a vibrant purple baby dragon and the bold quote: “If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear what I say to myself,” this hoodie is perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, self-awareness, and a touch of adorable chaos.
Crafted from a premium blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester, this hoodie combines cozy softness with lasting durability. The heavyweight fabric (10.58 oz /yd² or 300 g/m²) keeps you warm and snug, while the color-matched draw cord and double-lined hood elevate your look with polished style.
Printed using DTG (Direct to Garment) technology, the design stays bold, detailed, and colorful—wash after wash.
Product Features:
-
Made from 80% cotton / 20% polyester for plush comfort and strength
-
Heavyweight 300 g/m² fabric – thick, soft, and warm for colder days
-
DTG printed design – crisp, colorful, and fade-resistant
-
Double-lined hood with matching draw cord for extra durability
-
Available sizes: S to 3XL
-
Perfect for dragon lovers, sarcastic souls, and fans of funny self-expression
Get cozy while keeping it real in the What I Say to Myself Hoodie—a bold blend of humor, attitude, and comfort.
*Might be 1-2mm Difference