Pies Army, assemble! Get ready to cheer on the mighty Magpies in ultimate comfort with our Collingwood footy pants, tailor-made for those epic game-day gatherings with your mates.
The Ultimate Comfort for Every Pies Fan
Crafted from 100% breathable light polyester fabric and weighing in at a comfy 4.84 oz/yd² (164 g/m²), these shorts are designed for pure relaxation. Whether you're leaping off the couch in celebration or just kicking back with a cold one, you'll stay cool and comfortable from the first bounce to the final siren.
Game Day Ready, Mate!
With a classic fit that's perfect for all-over printing, these shorts let you show your Magpie pride in style. They even come with handy side pockets for your phone or those essential small items, plus a practical drawstring for the perfect fit. Ideal for those crisp Spring and Autumn footy seasons, these shorts are your go-to for warmth and getting together with the crew.
Sizes for Every Magpie
We've got every member of the Pies Army covered, with sizes ranging from XS to 6XL. So grab a pair (or two!) and get ready to settle in for another classic Collingwood victory. Go Pies!

Size Guide | Length,cm | 1/2 Waist ,cm | 1/2 Hip,cm |
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XS | 100 | 32 | 46.5 |
S | 102 | 34 | 49 |
M | 104 | 36 | 51.5 |
L | 106 | 38 | 54 |
XL | 108 | 40 | 56.5 |
2XL | 110 | 42 | 59 |
3XL | 111 | 44 | 62 |
4XL | 112 | 46 | 65 |
5XL | 113 | 48 | 68 |
6XL | 114 | 50 | 71 |
*Might be 1-2mm Difference